OH MY GOOOOOOO - GLE!!

This news made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and here's another one.

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Reptile Attack!

Property rates have been rising like hell. My friend's condo rent shot up from 1400 to 1800SGD/month! I'm going to need every excuse I can get to convince the landlady not to raise her price, come May..



"C'mon, I'm living over the edge here.. what if that thing eats me?!!!"

Didjeridu Busker by Tampines MRT

I was hoping to watch Hannibal "Gong Li" Rising last night but it starts at 11:45 and am way too sleepy. Going back to the MRT I saw this dude playing didjeridu. Not your everyday busker. You can't see it in the video but he has a banner reading along the lines of "music is his form of communication" and claims he's traveled all over the world busking. Not sure whether I'd believe that or not but his music was so freakin' cool it made the hair at the back of my neck stand up, seriously. Anyway, aside from the didjeridu he's also got that drum thing going on and some ancient looking tambourine in his ankles. There's even some candle holders set up in front of him, makes him look like a shrine of some sort haha. It's all cool.

Ek Ek 2 @ GasHaus

Thanks to Elvin De Guzman for the pictures..

Pizza Hut Horoscope

My Pizza Hut Horoscope says..

"You're an all-star on Monday, and whatever you put your mind to is a shoo-in. However, around Tuesday and Wednesday, it's your unique approach that wins you bonus points and hearts! Let others go the normal red-roses route while you take the different and creative one. On Thursday and Friday, pick up some new concepts from other sources – people, books, art, blogs and others. Keep your wits about you this weekend; to call you absentminded would be putting it mildly."

I was hoping there'd be some pizza related prediction here. Hmm. Whatever.

Apparently Pizza Hut has a portal. They have online photo albums, blogs, birthday calendars, games, and yes, weekly horoscopes built into it.

A lot of people uploaded pictures of themselves on the online photo album. Duh.
This is a pizza online photo album... it's where you upload your PIZZA PICTURES..


Some people just don't get it.. sigh.

Get your account here.

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Some Bloopers and Scenic Stuff

Some Bloopers..
(Warning: I tend to laugh at the smallest things, if you don't find it amusing, screw you! Thanks)

1) Cost cutting..


.. or they could really be twin sisters, born in different countries. There could only be a quantum explanation for this.

At your nearest Popular store :)

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2) It was only a pipe dream..


.. until 1890. Makes me proud seeing a Philippine brand behind the Muse concert leaflet/banner.. until I saw.. "DistIRbuted" ? - Spelling Nazi strikes again.

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3) I prefer to call it the Lotto Number Generator..


.. spits out 6 random digits that you need to key in along with your password to the DBS iBanking site. And if you happen to hate red..


what??? no BLUE!!!!

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4) The pole prevents you from hitting the gutter..


..this one was near Kreta Ayer. The vehicle chirped (you know, the short alarm sound that gives the owner the impression his vehicle is secured and untouchable) when I walked away laughing. Someone was watching me. Bwahahaha!

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And some random shots..

Church at Novena..


Alien invasion afoot, taken from my office's dry pantry..


Me and the background reflected, on the 7th floor of One Marina


Hmm, in that slouching position, I could easily be mistaken for as Quasimodo, Hunchback of Notre Dame (the Disney version). No gargoyles here though..



Yey Matchbox!


I was there for this Microsoft 3-step thing..


.. anything to get me off work early man haha. Too early in fact..


Yeah I guess that's it. Oh yeah I downloaded this nifty Google maps java app (obssessed!) for my iPaq! Look look!


And I've been wanting to ask the bus driver..


.. where the location info is being retrieved. Is it some radio/wireless stuff?

O-O

My officemate told me the driver's probably pushing a button that corresponds to a location where he's driving at that moment. Somehow it makes sense, because judging from the number of buttons in the driver's dashboard, it looks like he's driving a jumbo jet or something. But that's insane!

Not that you care but I'll try to find that one out ;) Thanks for watching, the dis-co-ve-ry channel.

DND3

Some pictures from the d&d..

From 1-Net D&D @ Wine House

"Can Anybody Tell Me What's Wrong With This Picture"

Went to Mediacorp this morning to sort some things out. But I didn't get the chance to eat breakfast before leaving the house because I woke up late was in such a hurry. If I get there without having breakfast, I won't have a chance to eat until 6pm.

Luckily, there was a sandwich-spitting machine just right outside of Mediacorp's waiting area.

Some kids banged up the adjacent coke dispenser with names of their Singapore idols. Whoa look at that sandwich, layered on top of each other. I'll be ordering this please..

Looks very delicious! I inserted 2 $1 coins and waited for 30 secs.


... after 30 secs...



..something came out of the sandwich-exit tray.





..looked so thin I could've mistaken it for a pack of stacked square tissues. (In a tissue paper-deprived country, this would've been a pleasant surprise)

But it gets worse..



Fuck it's my tuna sandwich.




There's a reason this sandwich vendor is a machine.

So you can't kill it.



Whenever I order fastfood, I am reminded of Michael Douglas in the movie "Falling Down". In the movie he goes into rampage after deciding that he's finally had it with the "flawed" society. This burger scene is a classic.. draw inspiration from it, and share your own experiences :P



The customer rocks.

DND2

Here's more of our lousy performance.

But we did get good comments from the YouTube community about the Creep cover here.

Enjoy! Or rather, suffer? Hehe